Pearl's Vag
A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.
We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.
vag pearl
While inspecting the female jewels for cleanliness and aroma, the unsuspecting person finds a ball of toilet paper between the lips of the vagina.
John was fingering Jane last night and found a vag pearl; he hasn't talked to that dirty bitch since.