Pearson
adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.
Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.
Pearson
An act or attitude which equates to actions of those similar to members of The Bullingdon Club and an exclamation of success upon completion of an act.
Just done a Pearson
Pearson
Hot babe, blonde blue eyes, hot ass girl
Jason: Damn did you see Pearson shes looking fine!
Pearson
He is usually not that smart but is a girl magnet. He hops from girl to girl. Not very athletic but is good at video games.
Pearson is nice
Pearson
A stupid unintelligent test designed by the people who bring you common core. Their job title is to ruin a teenagers life’s by standardized test.
What’s 2+2
Pearson: 5
Pearson: 5
Pearson
Directly related to a Mr Robert "Harold Shipman" Pearson, the legendary dungeons and dragons melch murderer of Manchester University, circa 1988. The male in question should have levels of social retardation bordering on the autistic, a love for the "sport" of dungeons and dragons(strictly pen and paper variety however), an obesession with the orient, and a fine coating of wiry hair. AVOID THE MALE IN QUESTION AT ALL COSTS AND DO NOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION!
omg, that guy is such a weirdo, i hope he doesn't go all "Pearson" on us!
pearson
To overprice a book, fail to support it, and provide substandard online materials for it.
Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6
Etymology - user willfe's comment from reddit thread by user yardape6
I bought an e-book but never managed to get downloadable CD content for it from the publisher. They pearsoned the book.