Peccary

A small pig inhabiting the area between North America and South America with a particularly intuitive concept of calendar years

An older man who tries to date young women. Most peccaries have beer bellies, receding hairlines/comb-overs (or visible hair plugs), liver spots, and bad knees. A common peccary habit is brandishing a platinum Visa or a sucker's wad of cash (one $50 on the outside, while the rest of the padding is strictly ones). Peccaries often can't hold their liquor and bellow out "I'm a parrot head!" when a Jimmy Buffet song comes on. Don't believe any peccary's story about "doing blow with the Eagles in '78."