5 minutes

when you go to the supermarket with your mom and she says to stay in the car because she is just going to be 5 minutes to get a milk carton, but 30 minutes later when you died of heat in the car, she comes back with 7 bags of useless junk.

A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.

A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.