Pedofailure
A pedophile who fails to such an extreme that he is caught by Chris Hansen on his Dateline series "To Catch A Predator".
Pedofailure: "Are you like her dad? Man it's not what you think!"
Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"
Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."
Chris Hansen: "No, I'm Chris Hansen and you're on Dateline NBC"
Pedofailure: "Oh crap..."