pedoninja
a pedophile so sneaky and discreet, you never see him coming or going.
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
he hides in the shadows, attacks, and leaves before you can even say "doughnut."
Child: Officer! I didn't even see him, it's just a blur now!
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.
Police: Young lad, I'm sorry to say that you are a victim of a pedoninja.