Pedophile State University
Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?