pee feet
condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.
"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"
"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"
"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"