pee hands
The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!
Person 1: Pee hands! *flick flick*
Person 2: Don't be gross.
Person 2: Don't be gross.
edward pee pee hands
Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.
Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”
Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”
Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”
Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”
Cody: “No.”
Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”
Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”
Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”
Cody: “No.”
Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”
Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”
Frog Pee Hands
When you attempt to capture a frog and it pees on your hands.
Don't let Katarina make your drink, she has Frog Pee Hands.
Ole Pee Pee Hands
An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”