peekawee
this is the ultimate word. this word is so powerful that once said, it can devour your soul and steal your children. if this word chooses you, you shall become fat and happy. once you are fat and happy, if you say this word it will make the universe speak to you. if you actually believe any of this crap and are now hearing voices in your head, then you are absolutely crazy and should take a nice long vacation to the mental hospital.
Peekawee.
Crap.
Now I'm fat and happy
Crap.
Now I'm fat and happy