peemergency
noun.
To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.
To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.
To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.
To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.
Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!
Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.
Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.
peemergency
The urgent need to urinate.
After 5 hours in the car and a super big gulp, I was having a peemergency.
peemergency
it's when you have to pee...and it's an emergency. duh
i experienced a peemergency when the cold air hit me as i walked to my car from the stadium which gripped my kidneys like a vice
peemergence
when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency
maybe while you are having a peemergency
The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*
peemergency
when the urge to urinate becomes so strong that the ancient tried and true methods of holding off just a bit longer (referred to as a no pee-pee) are no longer effective and ejection of urine is imminent or has slightly begun already.
examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;
*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)
*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)
examples of methods of no peepee include but are not limited to;
*pinching the head of your dick and twisting while walking in circles or stamping your feet vigorously.Usually accompanied by statements like "damn I got to piss!" (male variant)
*crossing your legs and squeezing them tightly together while leaning forward and pressing your hands into your crotch. usually accompanied by a grim half smile and statements such as "Damn I just peed my pants!" (female variant)
"Fuck I can't hold it any longer, I got to piss NOW! OUTTA MY WAY ITS A PEEMERGENCY! "