pee out your poop
The rectal phenomenon that consists of extruding an extremely loose bowel movement that is in a completely liquid state; usually derived from a combination of extreme alcohol/chemical consumption and/or repeated inhalation of overly processed Mexican food.
" Shoes, if you didn't drink vast amounts of "party liquor "(myriad of intoxicating and potentially lethal "beverages", including bourbon whiskey, turpentine equal parts coolant and mouthwash)"every night then you wouldn't consistently pee out your poop"