Baked alabama
A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out
I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell
Alabama baked potato
That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
Alabama Baked Potato
The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!