Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

baking a pie

an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture

i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me.

Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

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释义	Baked Pie A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex. "So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!" baking a pie an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me. Baked Alaskan Pie When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie. When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie. bake a pie, eat a pie An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie. Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?" Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie." Freshly Baked Cum Pie A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert. Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie! I baked you a pie Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor. Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends. It’s a meme. Guy: I baked you a pie Guy 2: oh boy what flavor? scottish baked pie filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy? hunter: no sorry. why? mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie hunter: oh ok. ill ask around mary: thanks
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