Pehnus
An Asian males genitalia, used only by the Asian himself when referring to his own genitalia. Generally considered much smaller than average.
ooohhhhh, my pehnus is a so big!
teipmuh pehnues
teipmuh pehnues is a legendary entity that created what is now known as the “kaneki turtleneck”
i would give teipmuh pehnues a big smooch