peinchka
A reet big 3 legged crab monster (aboot 8 foot tall) that comes from Zulula and jumps about ( deet high and far as oot) and dishes out the chaps. The peinchka is reknowned for its wiley intelligence. Peinchka Pete the most famous of all the peinchkas gives penance to the vile little bed wetter Mr Neil.
Mr Neil reet pissed the bed again so Peinchka pete chapped down from Zulula to dish oot reet loads of penance .. as oot.