baker fuck
When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.
"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."
Baker's Fuck
The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"
Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."
Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."
Baker fuck
Big time stoner imbicle
Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
Baker's Fuck
The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.
Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.
I don't give a Baker's Fuck.
I don't give a Baker's Fuck.
I don't give a bakers fuck
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.