Penciltration
The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.
Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."
Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."
Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."