penguins chuff
A penguins vagina
You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!
Colder than a penguins chuff
Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.