penicide
The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.
Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.
"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"
Penicide
A rare chemical that instantly dissolves penises.
Hey.. do you guys carry penicide?