penicure
peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area
I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.
penicure
The removal of calluses from an overworked penis via sugar scrub for extra exfoliating and sweetness.
"I'm getting a penicure today because I had an all-nighter last night."