penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

An exclaimation of extreme annoyance.

Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use.

Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.