penis booger
the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup
There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
Booger Penis
A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.
"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."
"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
Penis Boogers
These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen