Penis Colada
The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.
Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.
Penis Colada
The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
Penis Colada
Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
Penis Colada
Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.
I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.
Penis Colada
A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
Penis Colada
Semen
Say girl, you want some penis colada?
Penis Colada
A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!