Small Penis Disorder
When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice
Luke has small penis disorder
Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
post breakup penis disorder
Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
penis disorder
Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you
This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.
biopolar penis disorder
Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.
You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(