Penishands
A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.
<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !
Edward Penishands
When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
Edward Penishands
An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".
Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.