penisified
the act of being hit in the face with a penis.
AH HA ! you have just been penisified!
Penisifying
The ability of men to take any conversation and make it about their penis, no matter how innocuous the subject matter.
“I love my new haircut! I can’t keep my hands off my head.” “I can’t keep my hands off my head either.” “How did you penisify that?”
“Could you get me the camera stand, for the picture?” “You know they call me tripod at the office.” “Stop penisifying everything!”
“Could you get me the camera stand, for the picture?” “You know they call me tripod at the office.” “Stop penisifying everything!”
Penisified
To acquire or be given penis-like qualities.
The costume was penisified by putting a dick-head hat on.