Penis inches
A standard of measurement with no basis in reality. The phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their penis.
I think I can fit in that parking spot.
Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
Seriously? What, are you measuring in penis inches?
penis inch
A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.
If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.
6 inch penis
Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.
" Meh, he's average "
" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
12 inch penis
Something Nick Barrett does have (see also, Nick Barrett)
Dude, My boyfriend doesn't even come close to a 12 inch penis.
5 inch penis
Someone who exaggerates there penis size, when they are below 5'2
Guys I'm not small, I have a 5 inch penis.
4 inch penis
A penis that is very, very small for a 'man' who has passed puberty. Sometimes caused by pure genetics but many times it is caused by a boy having low testosterone during early and mid puberty causing his penis to not develop into an adult size. Small testicles which hang shallow or don't hang at all is a good indicator of it being a simple matter of a development issue, so is the amount pubic hair. If caught early (age 14 or so) a young man has a good chance of being treated with hormones and developing fully, if caught late (age 16) hormone treatment will work much less, by age 17 the penis is fully developed in most men, ending any chance for an individual to increase the size of their child-like genitals. Luckily it is very rare for a man to have such a tiny little package, being just above the medical definition of a micropenis 99.7% of men larger, making it hard for one to ignore his inadequate manhood, including himself. It can be devastating to the male ego considering you will likely be the smallest most women have seen or had intercourse with, disappointing most humoring many. This can be a huge blow to a man who is somehow unaware of his little problem, but it is important part of accepting your situation. Just because women might laugh or call you mean (but truthful) names like 'babydick' doesn't mean you can't make a woman orgasm, there are other options like penis extender toys or strap ons, whatever you do don't do nothing unless you want her to leave or cheat.
Anthony J. has the tiniest fucking package you've ever seen, he has about a 4 inch penis on a good day, which is few and far in between I might say. He told me he was lower average so seeing such a itty little nub was completely unexpected. I laughed my ass off when I was about to blow him for the first time. I could only using a few finger at most to grab it without covering it completely. It may sound like a bitch move, but at the time I didn't know a grown man could have such a little penis, every guy I've been with is larger flaccid than Anthony is hard! Besides, it's nothing to when I saw his flaccid penis after he lost his erection, it's got no shaft!!! Literally an inch or less with little bits of pubes and undescended testicles, the only people who don't find that absolutely hilarious are guys with the same pathetic excuse for a cock. Newsflash little boys, if your pee pee isn't even longer than a bic mini while soft you might as well find yourself a nice pair of panties and a bra and start sucking off a REAL man's cock, because no woman will ever enjoy yours.
4 inch penis
A man who says he has a big dick but it’s only 4 inches
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse
A man who says size doesn’t matter as an excuse
“Dude I have a big ass dick”
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis
No Alec you only have a 4 inch penis