Penis Pad
When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.
When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.
Pink Padded Penis Wallet
A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.
Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!