Penis Van Lesbian
A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.
Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
Penis van Lesbian
An actor who changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
Penis van Lesbian changed his name to Dick van Dyke.
Penis van Lesbian
Penis van Lesbian was the birth name of "Dick van Dyke". The actor was forced to change his name by his Hollywood agent. He was upset because the van Lesbians were an old Dutch family. His co-star Mary Tyler Moore supposedly called him this.
Penis van Lesbian sez: That young guy is hot. I want to have a lesbian relationship with him.