bakini

A garment that is likened to a bikini top, however it is worn on the back instead of the front. It's primary use is for when your magumbos are too good to hide but you still want to maintain some form of dignity for fear of being arrested for public indecency. DISCLAIMER: Wearers are advised that public indecency may ensue if their burrito is larger than average due to the bakini's small surface area.