Penis with ears
A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.
Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.
penis ear
Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.
"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.