Bakke

Bakke is a surname of Norwegian origin. It is not a rare name, though it sounds so cool that people love to say the word, and often feel kindred about the Bakke's they know. They may even be protective of the name to the degree that they believe it is rare, and therefore, dubious if told there are other's named Bakke.
Sounds like Rocky with a "B".

literally mouth, or face

This is an expression for the fattest, biggest, gamer in the whole world. The name comes from the german name Boden.

He is the closest thing to Godzilla. He eats everything that stands in his way. He does not share his cookies with anyone. McDonald's is his home. It's very common for an Bakke, that he put's the burger in his ass, before he eat's it.

He is a big fanboy, and then i mean physical BIG, of Brokeback Mountain, Hannah Montana and line dancing. He spends a alot of his freetime to watch my little pony.

His mother's creditcard number is saved on his computer, so he can buy all the mappacks for COD.

It is normal for an Bakke to hack on all games he plays, so it is not rare that he gets banned.

You dont wannabe a Bakke!

to lift a girl up to your shoulders by her thighs and hold her there while you eat her out, rather than bending down. This feat requires unquantifiable strength, and is therefore considered quite manly. The Bakke Lift is best accomplished in the corner of a shower, where slippery walls and trigonometry can work to your advantage.

the same thing as a bakke but orthadox jewish

The epitome of an absolutely terrible fantasy football team. Typically associated with a bukkake party.

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