Pennsylvania tea
A tea made with a heavy flow used tampon and hot water. Pour boiling water in a tea cup and instead of throwing the tampon away after use, you pluck it out of the vagina slowly as to not waste any blood. Place the used tampon in the hot water for 3-5 minutes and enjoy.
I went to engage in coitus with a harlot but she started her period, so instead we both enjoyed a nice cup of Pennsylvania tea.
Pennsylvania Sweet Tea
When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.
I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.