penrod
A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.
Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.
Mrs Penrod
She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer
“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”
Picky Penrod
An auspiciously picky person who lives an overly selective life.
“Man, that girl sure was a picky Penrod on our date at Chez Henri last night.”
Penrod
Shoving a pen or writing utensil down your dick hole.
Guy 1- Ready to get fucked?
Guy 2- Instead of sex, how about we just Penrod eachother?
Guy 1- Um... OK?
Guy 2- Instead of sex, how about we just Penrod eachother?
Guy 1- Um... OK?
flying penrod
To hit a jumping dank AWP jumpshot on CS:GO
I just hit a dank ass flying Penrod on a kid