Pensky
A code word for a slacking off for an afternoon, generally used between office collegues.
1. What are you up to this arvo?
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.
2. I'm working on the Pensky file.
1. Right, see you at the pub in 15.
2. Have a beer waiting for me.
Penskied
A business term used to describe someone who has been shafted or fucked over by their superiors due to poor worth ethic or the fact that they hate you. It typically means you are on the way out or have been put on 'special projects' until you eventually leave of your own accord.
George has been Penskied because his boss thinks he's an absolute dick.
penski
Strange looking pierced northerner, notorious for ending everything in '*n'. Acts extremely macho online but is camp as christmas in real life. An open minded individual with a passion for showing his privates to the world.
No Penski, put your wang away!
The Pensky File
A fictitious project that one who is slacking off claims to be working on. Derived from the Seinfeld episode "The Barber"
"The Pensky File is the big project I'm tackling right now."
Penski File
It references an episode of Seinfeld where George showed up to a job that he wasn't sure he was hired for. He moves into the small office and was told to work on the Penski File. He was not sure what he was supposed to do so he did nothing. It is used when you are at work with nothing to do.
Jim: Hey Tom! What are you doing?
Tom: I'm just here at my desk working on the Penski File.
Tom: I'm just here at my desk working on the Penski File.