balabeast
The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.
‘I wish I was a balabeast!’
balabeast
The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.
‘I wish I was a balabeast!’