period flood pants
loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...
"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.