balance beam
Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.
"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend
"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend
"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend
"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend
"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend
"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend
"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend
Poor-balance beam
Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant
Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many