period hands
When a woman gets her period overnight and wakes up with dried blood caked on her hands.
Jen: Do you want to come with me to get our nails done?
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.
Second Hand Period
Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.
"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."
"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."
"A, what?"
"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."
"Damn, so that's what it is...."
"Ya bro, scary shit..."
"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."
"A, what?"
"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."
"Damn, so that's what it is...."
"Ya bro, scary shit..."