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A girl that never seems to grow up. Talks like a baby. Usually a homosexual (if ANYTHING). Watches PBS Kids and qubo. Obsesses over Webkinz and has the lip balm, body spray, mousepad, and all the animals, plus the mini ones. Her favorite store in the mall is Hallmark because of the pointless Webkinz. Has an cheap High School Musical mp3 player, but the only songs on it are Wheels on the Bus, Christmas songs, and some Disney crap. Loves Hannah Montana, but has no clue who Miley Cyrus is. Thinks you're "super-silly yuck yuck" if you ever thought a guy was hot. When you go to the bathroom, she sticks her arm through the door until you shut it on her. Anorexic.
Collects Land Before Time things. Doesn't know what anything that your average person over 6 would know and is EXTREMELY flat.