Perpetual Fuck
A Perpetual Fuck is a male or female that you would derail until the end of time.
Jessica Alba is a Perpetual Fuck. If I was blessed with a Schlaktus I'd make her the happiest woman on this planet, if she isn't already.
perpetually fucked
the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"
Perpetual Fucking Machine
Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.
Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.