perpetuitously
Adverb that means to be in a perpetual state. This is a Parkeism that had to be defined for the purpose giving strength to his odd vernacularisms used at both home and work.
"Will you have this work perpetuitously?"
perpetuitous
Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever
Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.