Perpetuniaty
Forever: archaic; as it relates to petunias The length of time (forever) that you must spend watering, fertilizing, and grooming petunias in order for them to look nice every day. b. In Perpetuniaty.
Her petunias are positively singular! I see her out my window spending hours every days watering and trimming them. Indeed that is what it takes to maintain petunias looking so splendid even into the early autumn. Day after day, year after year she tends to them with the care of a mother koala to her joey. I don't imagine she will ever stop with her petunia--she is liable to continue on in perpetuniaty.