perryitis
1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.
"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.
Perryitis
Straight up sick cunt.
Hey mate I think I might have a case of perryitis.
Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt
Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt