Persian passing
Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.
Regular kids:
81-100 = Great
76-80 = Good
70-75 = Average
56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad
Persian kids
95+ = Passing
85-94 = Where did the rest go
75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family
Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity
Regular kids:
81-100 = Great
76-80 = Good
70-75 = Average
56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad
Persian kids
95+ = Passing
85-94 = Where did the rest go
75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family
Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity
Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!
Persian Pass
When you're in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you've probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you're trying to get through. A Persian Pass is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more sexually than usual.
E.g. 1 Manfredo was arrested on three counts of sexual assault after women claimed he sexually harassed them on a night out. Manfredo's lawyers argued it wasn't sexual assault but a Persian Pass and the judge - a dead set bro - let him off.
E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."
E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."