Personal Pan Pizza
A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
Personal Pan Pizza
a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David