pert near
really really really close.
Pert near hit that fellow.
pert near
pretty near
she was pert near asleep
pert near
If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.
I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.
Pert' Near
Really fuckin' close.
I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!