Perve prang
A fender bender that is the result of perving on a distractingly good looking person outside the car. Whilst perving, you run into the back of the car in front of you, resulting in thousands of dollars of damage. Bonus points are awarded if he/she gives you their number... which isn't likely.
"What happened to your car man?"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"
"Just a perve prang... I didn't get her number but it was totes worth it"