Pervert face
A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.
Girl doing pervert face.
Boy shudders.
Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?
Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.
Boy shudders.
Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?
Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.
face-pervert
Someone who looks through their Facebook friends and their friends' friends pictures at hot girls/guys just to stare at them.
1: Look at this girl, she's so hot.
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!
straight-faced pervert
Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!